Friday, September 11, 2009

offending the very delicacy of my nature

last week while driving through the parking lot of a shopping center that houses a walmart, the champagne of discount stores, my father said something to me that would become one of my favorite quotes of...well, ever. "they should really charge an entrance fee for the show." spot on old sport.

in response to making this my facebook status for a cybergiggle, former miss liberty and mother to quite possibly the worlds most adorable baby, sarah cohn, alerted me to a wonderful website: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ . not only are they not charging to see this spectacle live and in the toothless-mullety-beardedlady-flesh, but now they are giving this shit away for free on the internet. and i, for one, couldn't be more pleased.

so, what do you say? ladies, take off your bras. men, put on your dirtiest wife beater. lower your standards and your tax bracket, and check out this website. i'm sure you'll be impressed. or nausiated. either way, it's worth a look.

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