i'm back, bitches

hey y'all. it's been a super long time since i've blogged. get over it. i was blogstapated. actually, there was lots of stuff i wanted to write about but i was too lazy to do it because i am the lazy internet equivalent of this guy:


anyway, since i last left you i held my annual miss america prelim pageant. my winners are both awesome. my teen winner was first runner up at states (awesome).
oh, and my dog is gonna be a star. she has been cast as 'Ming Toy' in Heaven Can Wait. here is her head shot.

woof.