jersey fresh

so i don't really watch the real housewives of new jersey unless i'm with my best friend, aubre, because the show is really not as enjoyable to me as it is to watch aubre watch the show. i mean the show is pretty good, but once you've heard aubre yell back at danielle and tell her what kind of a delusional filthy whore she is, the show on it's own is sort of a let down.
so tonight it was a super treat because not only did i get to watch it with aubre, it was the first episode of the two-part "season reunion" where all those crazy bitties sit down with uber-mo, andy, from talk back live and rehash all of the shenanigans of the past season. the evening was filled with tears, name calling, and animal print. . . and that was just aubre. the "ladies" from the show slung some grade a reality show mud as well.
i sat back with some wheat crackers and brie and a few glasses of chardonnay and watched aubre and the girls get all heated, scream, lie, and lose their mascara. all-in-all it was a good night.